I work in a shipping company and had missed my previous vacation. I wanted to surprise my ever-loving wife and planned to appear suddenly before her with wonderful gifts.
Walking down the lane, appreciating every change that had happened in a year’s time I slowed down as my sweet home neared. I stopped by the reflecting window of a house, one block from my own, to check on my appearance.
The door of my house opened, a man came out. My wife was holding on to him like a loving crab!
Dejected, I returned to my ship. My boss was surprised.