By Simon Hole
The Cheston Agency used to represent the best young Hollywood up-and-comers. They say Cheston lost his eye for talent and his agency folded. I know better. He didn’t lose his eye for talent—I stole it.
I didn’t have talent, but I have other assets, if you know what I mean. I purred my way into his bedroom. Afterwards, pretending to sleep, I watched him switch out his eye. Once he was snoring, I took it and slipped out.
Now the Alice Jones Agency represents the best of the best. I keep my eye for talent locked up while I’m sleeping.
Weird, surrealistic, wonderful!
LOL Very Twilight Zone
Nice play on the common phrase. Well done!
Nifty. Pithy. Good arc in few words.
Very good!
haha! cute—-
Great idea, very well done.
hilarious.
Yes, well played …