By Paul Beckman
“Kiss and tell, that’s what you do.”
“So? Is that so bad?”
“It’s plain wrong. You show no respect for other people’s privacy.”
“What if other people don’t care?”
“How would you know? Do you ever ask them if it’s okay if you kiss and tell?”
“No. I can tell who’s okay with it and who isn’t. I’ve got that certain special gene that alerts me.”
“Really?”
“Yes. Really.”
“My mother didn’t think you’d kiss and tell, or she wouldn’t have gone near you she said.”
“Well, she’s changed because she didn’t care the other night. I know that for sure.”
Loved it Paul!
Another fun one from Mr. Beckman.