By Catherine Ewan
Dan was gay. Females only served as listeners or shopping companions. He hated being the wingman. His monosyllabic friend since childhood was a hopeless hetero and had been single since forever.
So the plan was for Dan to reel the girls in, his mate to show off half-reasonable dance moves and all of them to drink up. It’s often assumed someone who has the moves on the dance floor will have the moves in bed.
But alcohol rendered them all incoherent and broke. So the girls didn’t get paid or ply their trade that night. And his friend went home alone.
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