By Nia Crawford
The resident ferals held a fashion show outside of my Baltimore City rowhome to model outerwear. Starting time was 4:30 AM.
That’s when a foxy pedigree strutted down the sidewalk looking taller than her mid-size canine stature. Her red coat cost thousands.
Wearing ugly brown coats, three rats followed. They scoured the area chaotically and randomly, intent on disrupting the fashion event’s art and beauty.
The last model was catty. Big attitude. She didn’t even model, just sat her green-eyed self on my neighbor’s porch and licked her black and white coat which, by the way, wasn’t even for sale.
This is delightful! I can picture everything. Well-done!
Lovely, fun read… great imagery and flow… Kudos …
Witty! Love it!
I’m imagining a night of glamour!
Love this! Great imagery! ?
Thank you! Sooo much
Great and funny story. Utterly delightful !
Very cute!