Due to our compatibility and communication issues, and after giving it careful consideration, I am terminating our relationship.
Effective immediately, I am resigning as your nurse, housekeeper, personal trainer, masseuse, psychiatrist, event planner, personal secretary, pedicurist, and ear trimmer.
Please do not text or leave messages on my cell phone, as they will be directed back to you.
Christmas gifts that include a skillet, food processor, beach towel, stuffed teddy bear, bracelet with fake pearls, packaged underwear in lime green, extra large Christmas sweater, elf socks, and bamboo back scratcher will be donated to a good home.
But the dog stays.
Nice! Really enjoyed it. Funny and rings true at the same time.
Thank you Mark for taking the time to read and for your comment.
Wonderful! The last line/title says it all! Great job!
Thank you Bobby for your lovely feedback. Much appreciated.
Great story. I love the ending!
Thank you Susan.
I like the writing style. I know what’s coming , but it’s – wait for it, wait for it – then the punch line. And you delivered a great punch line. Thanks for a great story, this type of story is what keeps me coming back to 101 for more.
Thank you b for taking the time to comment and for your wonderful feedback.
A very clever and witty piece of writing. Really enjoyed it. John
Thank you John. I’m pleased you enjoyed it.
Great punch! Very witty.
Thank you.