By Lee Hammerschmidt
“Thank you, Mr. Shade,” Babette DuPont said. “Your references as a private investigator are quite impressive, so you will start Monday. I’ll be in Cabo all next week, and I want you to monitor the condo of Denise Baguette, directly across the courtyard from mine. I want detailed information on all activity from that unit.”
“So, what am I looking for,” I asked. “Signs of infidelity? Your boyfriend sneakin’ around?”
“Heavens no! Nothing so seedy or sordid. I want to know if any unapproved contractors are doing unauthorized work. It’s my responsibility as the head of the Pesto Lake Village HOA!”
This is so witty! I loved reading this and was instantly reminded of some real life HOA personalities XD