Think you know hangovers? Even hangovers celebrity style?
Well, you don’t.
It was one of those Sidebar joints in Shepherd’s Bush. Good rep, too; best Brangelina around, and a great line in Kardashian shots. And the bargirl kept giving me these looks… but it’s not like I believed the dusty bottle of Princess Diana half-hidden behind the optics was the real deal.
But what’s a girl gonna do?
Yeah, I know. Should’ve at least stuck to coke as a mixer instead of doubling down on The Donald.
Di in a Fire, she called the damn thing.
I only wish I could.