My son put a new lock on the front door. “It’s to keep us all safe, Dad,” he said.
But he can’t fool me. I know he did it to keep me imprisoned in the house. Just because I went out to get the mail yesterday, took a short stroll, and had a little trouble finding my way home. That could happen to anyone, right? And my nephew found me and gave me a ride home, so what’s the big deal?
So maybe I’ve gotten a little forgetful. Well…maybe a lot forgetful.
Now, Doctor, what were we talking about again?