
By Gary Davison
Reasons to write a Blockbuster Novel
- I like money
- Chicks like writers
- Chicks love rich writers
Supplies
- 6 cases/Energy Drink
- 5 cases/Ramen
- 3 cases/Mens Diapers
Day 1. Marathon begins: Novel’s too hard: considering Novella.
Day 2. Who needs money: exploring Short Story.
Day 3. Writers block: re-stocked supplies, researching Flash Fiction.
Day 4. Block worsens: reading ‘Writing for Brevity’, thinking Micro Fiction.
Day 5. Breakthrough: Wow!, words figuratively flying from fingertips… I’m obviously delusional.
Day 6. Word total 4: Title’s almost finished. Eyelids stuck in wide open position, yikes!
Day 7. Re-stocked supplies: added eye drops… It’s on!
Fun!
Only a true blue writer could’ve penned this brilliant little spoof of the writing life.