By Mel Goldberg
“That’s your third screw-up this week, Billy. I’m deducting this one from your pay.”
“What the hell’re you talking about?”
“The window you broke when you moved the ladder. You think no one would notice?”
“So what? You ain’t in charge!”
“My shirt says ‘BOSS.’ I’m in charge on weekends.”
“You got that shirt from the locker, shithead. It don’t mean nothing.”
“Who you calling ‘shithead’? That’s four. One more and you’re fired.”
As a high-school dropout, I know construction jobs are hard to find. So, I have to let my brother boss me around. After all, he has the shirt.
Hilarious! LoL funny.
Love it!
Gave me a good chuckle. Amusing capture of both work and family relationships.
I agree with Lore.
Oh, great ending! A real-life extension of siblings saying “you’re not the boss of me!”
This is funny – well done!