By Scott Merrow
A mad scientist named Delmar stumbled upon an amazing principle. It was this: while no two solid objects could occupy the same space at the same time, three objects could. He called it ‘Delmar’s Three-In-One Principle.’
To prove it, he stood with his cat and dog in his weird Three-In-One Machine. He turned it on. Wham! Their molecules were scrambled and then they were one—Delmar’s basic shape with animal legs and tails sticking out everywhere.
Delmar was ecstatic. Fur flying, he ran to the university. He had to show someone.
But first he stopped and whizzed on a fire hydrant.
The last line is masterful! This one is a Winner.
Very cool, quirky story – you just need an illustrator now – would love to see the new Delmar!
Hahahahahahaha. I love this.
Very cool story, thanks for sharing!
Still some bugs to be ironed out of the theory I guess
Stellar last line!