By Prospero Dae
Hello. My name is Ursula. I want to unsubscribe from your mailing list. Do you possess the capability to remove me or must I forever bear this cross? It’s just that I used to love to read about the newest in nail polish colors and the goings-on at celebrity barbeques—but now I’m sick of it.
I’m at a stage in my life where I need something more. So, could you please subscribe me to Wrestling For Dollars. Last week’s battle royal pitting a reality TV star in yellow leotards with unruly elephants was truly great theater. More of this, please.
You’re on a roll …….(does a small order of fries come with that?)
Yes, that’s the world we live in, sad to say.
Fun story.
What people manage to do with the flash form continually surprises me. This one’s like a social comment via The Running Man/big Brother in 101 words, with all show not tell. Not bad going.
This made me laugh–Good job–When you get older, you get a lot of stuff you don’t want or need.
Darn. This was meant as political satire–where the reality TV star is d. trump and the elephants are his feisty adversaries.
Epic fail.
Well done! If only a message like that would work. You’ve expressed what we are thinking.
A great idea, well done.
Totally enjoyed this! Especially now that I know who the dude in yellow tights is. But identification aside, a wonderfully entertaining story!
great reality story (and comments)
Wonderful story, well done! Thank you for sharing this!
Good one! It is kinda scary who some of our fellow voters are and how they think and feel, and the spectacle we to which we are being subjected…