By Scott B. Blanke
“Welcome to the wedding of William Frederick Smithson the Third to Missy Vanderbelt.” Five hundred Park Avenue impeccably dressed guests cried tears of happiness.
“The Vanderbelts, as members of the Anglican Church, have a request. Therefore I will speak the antiquated phrase, ‘Should anyone present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in Holy Matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace.’”
A disembodied voice spoke. “I object. Billy, I have taken care of your household for three years. Shopped, made dinner, and planned trips. You should marry me.”
The groom shook his head. “Siri, shut up.”
great ending
Clever! 🙂
Amusing and nicely done!
Funny. Siri is always there, listening and lurking.
I needed a laugh today. Great story!
I laughed and shivered at the same time. Well done, Scott.
Ha ha! Loved the ending:). Well done
Too cute. Love it! Thanks!